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View an Archived Rant - Tailgate Rescue Crew - Rescuing Tailgaters from the Mundane!

Just gonna get right to the point on...

brought forth this day: 2013-12-13 23:05:02
this one - 

  • Sunday vs Jets - BIG GAME!

  • 4:05 Kickoff but that doesn't change the Tailgate start. Judge me. I don't care.

  • MEAT F'ing SANDWICHES!!! That's right. It's that time. Perfectly marinated beef tenderloin (or as Eric calls it...chili meat)  grilled rare/med rare and served on a warm pita with Spread sauce. It's a Rech Family concoction. I think they use virgins and unicorns in the marinade....but not sure. They're delicious and expensive. Don't forget to tip your waiters and servers on this one, people. Ain't trying to go completely broke during football season.

We're not talking about what happened in New Orleans. We'll see them again in a week. I do have on good authority, however, that the lone Saints fan, Geoff Bent, was received a - we'll call it "gag" order - on cheering for the Saints. Thanks, Lorin. 

We're pushing to the playoffs, people!!!! Need to win out to go into the dance on a high note. Need to win out so we can all have a good Holiday. Need to win out so I don't cuss out my family and sit in my crawl space. Need to win out to keep Haus from being more like himself. We just need to win out!!!!

I'll see you Sunday people!