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Well......shit.  NOT writing didn't work.  Thursday nite. Almost t

brought forth this day: 2016-11-16 23:05:03
weekend. The Weekend before Thanksgiving and nobody does anything Thanksgiving weekend. So this is basically a 10 day vacation. AND.....it's New Orleans.
AND its the return of Mr. Frenchy Bordeaux and his 'Nawlings BBQ Shrimp. If you don't know anything about Mr. Frenchy Bordeaux.......well.....listen up.

Born Jaques Theolodan Cruex Bordeaux on a  paddle river boat casino to a fun loving good natured house whore, Frenchy Bourdeaux was an un-likey success story. 
His daddy was one of a thousand men his mama lovingly showed a good time - for a nominal fee, of course. He and his mama made a life about the gambling boat "Shits and Giggles".
Mr. Frenchys' story is one of triumph against all odds. His famous BBQ shrimp came about by accident when one nite he passed out while eating a butter from a 5 gallon bucket, like peanut butter from the jar, when rough river waters spilled BBQ sauce in the butter bucket and infused it with goodness. The next morning he went to make his usual breakfast of sautéed shrimp on cinnamon roll with mustard when he discovered that the combo of that compound butter and shrimp was a pure delight. The rest, as they say, is history.
So come out tomorrow and get some of Mr. Frenchy Bourdeaux Famous BBQ Shrimp. Ask him about his life. How he got his name. His favorite 'Nawlings stories. About the time he had to spray water on his mama and another man cause they was locked up like dogs. Mr. Frenchy loves to tell all his stories.
And after that....there will be a football game.
We'll see you Thursday!