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This where it all started folks. Smithfield-Selma Middle...

brought forth this day: 2016-01-22 23:05:01
School Fighting Knights.
#12. Quarterback. Jason Oliver. 
THAT is where the legend started.  
We use to have yearly assessments by school guidance councilor and when I was 8 or 9 I was deemed "Excitable". Jason has a "vivid imagination" and sometimes "difficult to control or focus" they told my parents. "Channeling his efforts would be good" they said. 
Well, its been 15 years since middle school (cough, cough) and Jason is still excitable and his imagination is still vivid and his focus is on an NFC Championship. 
If you were anywhere near BOA last Sunday and you didn't feel the electricity, the excitement, the adrenaline pulsing thru the air....then you don't have a heart.
The place was unhinged. That wasn't a team in the league that could've kept what happened, from not happening. 
And now we get to take it up a notch. We are hosting the NFC Championship game! The winner gets one of two seats at the head table. Not at all unlike the Johnston County regional championship where #12, yours truly, handed off touchdown scores not once, but twice....this is the big time!
And it's going to be big on Sunday. A ticket for the chance at immortality hangs in the balance. I could write plenty of stupid and tired references in this rant but it would be superfluous. The beginning of our dynasty is within reach. Go get it, Carolina!

We'll be out with the TV well before the 3:00 games so come on. We'll have some food of some sort. There'll be beer. And it'll be electric. 

(#75 used to have the biggest zits on his ass you've ever seen. he would always get made fun of in the showers and then fight somebody b/c of it. First time i ever saw two naked people fight)